android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
I don’t give a rat’s ass about astrology or put any faith in it, but I really, really like these. Apart from the rocking illustrations, I love short, surreal, sort of fatalistic poetry (see WTNV twitter and Sexts from the Void) so.
"ARTIST BOLDLY REIMAGINES DISNEY PRINCESS AS A PILE OF ROCKS"
You’ve never seen them like this before. Mind blown!
I was going to put a disclaimer saying “sorry to any thin people that might be offended,” but guess what? I don’t give a crap. Thin people can be offended for three minutes; people have been making fun of me my whole damn life! So screw you thin people if you’re actually upset by this.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.
THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS